When im bored I always go to Other car forums and just Search saab and see what they say bout them
Usually there good but theres always that one negative person
well with that said I read a funny insult today, and my friends have also threw a bunch at me
Whats the funniest insult you have heard about your saab? Heres mine...
My friend said "You bought a Saab?, that what your going be doing when you blow your trans." Lol
another was " 12 of the worst jet engineers got to gather and made a car and look how that worked out"
share some of yours..

 

I keep getting jokes about "Wait, you have to fix something that you already fixed a year ago?" They just don't get the kind of abuse my car is seeing.

 

i have heard hey look who took grandmas car out. never any respect for saab !i was a die hard nissan person until i got waxed by a 9000 while driving my sr20det sentra i immediatly went and bought a 89 9000 cd and started tuning

 

I could not buy a Cd, if i could do it all over now I'd buy a 94+ 9k just because it starts with 225hp , what i would like to do sometime in the future is to swap tranny for a 94+ and t5suite my car, considering i have a pretty sick setup on its way

 

i picked my cd up in 98 for 1500 us dollars only bad spot was the upper radiator hose

 

My two favorite are:

"for every Saab owner, there is a saab story"

and

"bang your head against the wall and take two aspirin. You have just experienced Saab ownership without the extreme loss of money"

LOL

 

I once had a guy call my car effeminate. I told him big surprises can come in little packages. I think he appreciated the metaphor.